A failed DJ, failed rock star and a failed human

last updated: 11 January 2007

Professor Higgs Bosun

A day in the life of Prof. Higgs Bosun. This episode deals with subject of delusion. [7m39s]

HARDtalk

General Uczenco enlightens us on some of the problems he faces with energy security, and why Bono visited the Ukraine [4m56s]

Chavsky

Three unemployed chavs get to grips with Noam Chomsky and fractional reserve banking [2m35s]

MFI spoof advert

Don't kick your television, re-edit annoying commercials [0m29s]

African Muti Street Magic

Sacrifice one goat with four human legs, then drink the adrenochrome after the poor animal has been thoroughly terrified. You should now become insane, thinking you are a sorcerer! [2m14s]

Bribing the Police

The Impostors' Overseas Police Corruption Unit (OPCU). Investigating how susceptible foreign police are to bribery [4m43s]

Renegade Crime Wave

John Major's driver abandons him in a crevasse. John Prescott dances pilled-up and attacks a member of the public. Western foreign policy is NOT ABOUT OIL! The official explanation of the 9/11 attacks is NOT DODGY! Track: The Phantom (turntable scratch mix) by Renegade Soundwave [4m18s]

Capstone Cops

The secret services have almost finished building the pyramid of paranoia. Track: unknown [4m48s]

The BTC Pipeline

The Baku-Tbilisi-Ceyhan pipeline will bring oil from the Caspian Sea to the West. Track: Dance Valley Theme by System F [3m51s]

Project for the New American Century (PNAC)

Welcome to the New American Century! George Bush, Ronald Dumsfeld, Prick Cheney and their anus kissing collaborators, impose their mental handicaps on the vulnerable. Track: New American Century by Sputnik Weazel [2m2s]

See the Madness

Oops... we accidentally voted for psychotic mad people to look after our interests. Never mind, the royal family are the epitome of inequality. Track: I See the Madness by Liquid Oxygen [2m8s]

George Bush Raping Saudi Oil

US president George Bush, goes on an official date with the dead king of Saudi Arabia. It consists of a cheap cheese burger meal at a crappy cafe and then back to the White House for gay buggery [2m17s]

Dr John Reid abuses Iraqis and then drinks camel piss

Fulton Mackay from the classic British sitcom "Porridge", pretends that he is a member of the UK parliament with hilarious consequences [2m42s]

President G W Bush gets his lines crossed....again

King George attempts to communicate with the shuttle crew, but NASA and the NSA fuck up the satellite link [0m23s]

Sir Lord Bono Talking Shite

His reverence Sir Lord Bono does not explain why his well intentioned fantasy has hit the buffers. Nor does he say how sniffing the royal batty crease has had a useful meaning for the oppressed peoples of the world [2m3s]